In this weekend’s SNL, Robert Smigel’s classic toon The Ambiguously Gay Duo got a real life makeover, thanks to guest stars Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell—and a snake. That looks like a penis. For some reason.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)