Weirdly enough, not everybody in the world was rejoicing about yesterday’s verdict that shot a huge hole in California’s homophobic Proposition 8. Take for example, the guy in the following clip. He thinks same sex marriage is “wrong,” and only likes “opposite marriage.” Why? Because OF THE CHILDREN!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! THE CHILDREN ARE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS WHOLE “TWO PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX LOVING EACH OTHER” THING! NOT THAT HE’S ACTUALLY SPOKEN TO ANY CHILDREN ABOUT IT… BUT C’MON! THESE CHILDREN HAVE GOT TO BE VERY UPSET!! (Ow. That made my throat scratchy.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Shockingly, he’s wearing a BYU hat.
BYU hat says it all
I’m glad I’m only the third person to notice that.
Hat & sunglasses to obscure his appearance.
Chickenshit.
Ha! Ya wanna get serious BYU boy? Ban divorce. Otherwise, suck it and go brush your teeth.
Does anyone find it amusing that his name is Reid Baer? I’m thinking typo.
BYU FTW!
Totally Al M. in disguise.
Chin Beard is all I need to see to know he’s a fucking dipshit.
That is so gay.
Shenanigans. That is Corky St. Clair.
HA! He’s totally Corky St. Clair! I was going to say the Mormon Lewis Black but yours is way better.
“You’re bastard people! And I hate your ass faces!”
if Oregometry doesn’t win comment of the week, the Mercury’s choosing process is clearly flawed.