The presence of gays and lesbians—even as tourists—represents “a provocation and an abuse,” and is “offense to our religion.” Um… has this guy met the light-in-his-Prada-loafers pope? And good thing there wasn’t a ban on gay people hanging out at the Vatican when that cocksucker was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

In addition to being a nationally syndicated sex advice columnist, the author of several books, and the host of the Savage Lovecast, Savage is “a deviant of the highest order” (Daily Caller)....