Why everyone making fun of Gay Honky Hulk? Gay Honky Hulk—who am secretly “gay icon” Zeb Atlas—am tired of only starring in gay porn. So Gay Honky Hulk make music video! And sing old Diana Ross song. AND YOUTUBE MAKE FUN OF GAY HONKY HULK!! GAY HONKY HULK GET 29 “DISLIKES”! HURTS GAY HONKY HULK’S FEELINGS! Why can’t any of you accept Gay Honky Hulk for who Gay Honky Hulk am?
(Sniff.) Gay Honky Hulk sad. Gay Honky Hulk jump to moon.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)