The narrator in this scare documentary from the 1950s is totally shit-talking the gays getting down in this Parisian homo club—but goddamn it, if it were around today, I WOULD BE SO THERE.


Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)