From USA Today:

Her husband has finally quit smoking, the first family does have a church and spiritual life, she’s not revealing her position on gay marriage, and she and her husband keep their marriage strong with laughter.

First lady Michelle Obama answered questions Tuesday during an hour-long lunch with a dozen reporters… Her position on gay marriage? “I’m not getting into that.”

I’m guessing that Michelle Obama will reveal her position on gay marriage sometime in late January 2013 or late January 2017, depending—you know, right around the time when her position won’t matter much anymore.

In addition to being a nationally syndicated sex advice columnist, the author of several books, and the host of the Savage Lovecast, Savage is “a deviant of the highest order” (Daily Caller)....