Here, some old dude in a golf sweater uses “LOGIC” to explain why a gay marriage cannot possibly be a “real” marriage—because, you see, gays are counterfeiters! Or something! (Again, why do we keep knocking gays for being talented? It’s simply a fact they make the best 20 dollar bills and write the best showtunes.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I love that look that stupid people get on their face when they think they’re being clever.
Really? I hate that look. It tastes like tin and spinach.
Well, and by “love” I mean “can’t fucking stand.”
And yeah: if my parents had wanted me to eat spinach, why the hell did they decide that canned CREAMED spinach was a more reasonable place to start than fresh spinach? I ask you!
“The way marriage has always existed”
LOL I LOVE HOW DUMB ANTI-GAYS ARE. Marriage has only existed in its current form for less than 100 years.