Check this out! The paper arrived yesterday, and page 25 of the Pride Guide appears to be in Russian or something:

Yeah, that’s not right. Other than the first date saying 6/5, that whole page is a wreck thanks to a printer error.
Here’s what it should have looked like!

Ah, that’s much better. And you can always check out the day’s events in Found It under the events tab. (There’s a Queer2008 sub-category.)

Also: It’s a code.
Take the first letter of each line, then remove the vowels and reverse their sequential order, re-substituting back in their original positions.
YOU WILL HAVE A WORD.
I’m amazed that distributing dead trees is still a viable business model.
That’s what Moses said. (Except substitute “stone tablets” for “dead trees.”)
Oh Yakima!
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