Have you ever thought that WE might be the weird ones for NOT making our urinals look like hideous, leering faces or piping in loud, obnoxious music to cover the sound of our spray? Eh? What are you, some kind of ethnocentrist?

The public loo nearest the Japanese Garden should really contain a fiberglass head of Randy Leonard, don'tcha think?

@Fruityboots-- You can do if for free when he staggers out of Ringside Steakhouse. You really have to pound some drinks to spend $1,083 for four.