In this classic vid, a TV weather lady informs us that we can expect beautiful sunny skies this week—unless of course we’re having our throats slit by a radical faction of Bolsheviks who will then collect our skin to form into bologna and cheese sandwiches which will be fed to the wedding guests of a morbidly obese Sengali couple who have been riding unicycles and wiping their bloody noses since 1847, and… WHAT THE FUCK???
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
She just sounds like all the Portland State University Studies profs.
Derp a durrrr, can’t trust them edumacated folks! Stay in the mountains and fuck sheep like Rosy’s granpappy.