Credit: Photo by Richard Turner, via io9

aaaaaaahhh.jpeg

  • Photo by Richard Turner, via io9

“It wasn’t attached to the ground or anything,” explained [Richard] Turner in an email to io9, “[it was] just lying there in the grass. I’ve shown the picture to a bunch of people and nobody has any idea what it is.”

Turner described the mass as unusually soft, almost like jello, a characteristic he deduced by poking at it with a pen. Even though it didn’t appear to be alive, Turner said he “didn’t want to touch it or bring it home, since I just saw Prometheus, and know better than to get my face close to it.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

6 replies on “Kill It Kill It Kill It NOW”

  1. that, i believe, is satan’s poopy-hole…..somehow it became detached…..

    who knew that he (she?) (it?) lives in scandinavia???

Comments are closed.