
Did you win??
Sigh.
Here’s what got left out:
Graeme McMillan explains why Portland will be a nerd-free zone this weekend: Seattle’s Emerald City Comic Con.
Plus, my tepid review of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. (Nutshell: It’s… fine.)
And a handful of arts picks after the jump, including a Bunk Bar edition of Comedy Is Okay, and a reading from Oregon author Sarahlee Lawrence, who wrote one of my favorite books of last year, River House.
Dunja Jankovicโs Habitat #2โFloating World Comics celebrates the release of Dunja Jankovicโs Habitat #2 with samples of Jankovicโs psychedelic, Constructivist-influenced work, on display in the form of collages and prints. Jankovic, who calls both Portland and Croatia home, has been steadily publishing comics and illustrations for the past 10 years. Floating World Comics, 20 NW 5th, #101, Thurs March 3, 6-10 pm, through March 19, floatingworldcomics.com
Live Wire!โLive Wire! is at it againโtonightโs live taping of the OPB radio show includes guests Christine McKinley, of the History Channelโs Decoded; and United States of Americana author Kurt B. Reighly. Plus, music from Chervona and local faves the Thermals. Alberta Rose Theater, 3000 NE Alberta, Fri March 4, 7:30 pm, $18-30, livewireradio.org
Sarahlee LawrenceโMemoir fuses with nature writing in Sarahlee Lawrenceโs River House, a recollection of the authorโs efforts build her own home (literally) on her family homesteadโin dry Southeastern Oregonโafter leaving behind an adventurous career as a river guide. Annie Bloomโs Books, 7834 SW Capitol, Tues March 8, 7 pm, annieblooms.com
Catching BabiesโThis earnest novel, written by J.D. Kleinke, takes a look at the business of giving birth by shadowing a group of tired doctors and OB/GYNs dealing with the traumas of high-risk childbirth. Vibrant Table Catering & Events, 2236 SE Belmont, 297-9635, Tues March 8, 5:30 pm
Cโest la VeganโFine local comedy and the best sandwiches in town form an unlikely but blessed union tonight as Comedy Is OK presents local (and hilarious) comedians Ian Karmel, Christian Ricketts, Richard Bain, and Abbey Jordan. (Weโre not sure where the โveganโ thing comes in, but presumably Bunkโs pork belly sandwich will still be on the menu.) Bunk Bar, 1028 SE Water, Wed March 9, 10 pm, free, bunkbar.com,

Yeah, we noticed that last night at work. We thought maybe it was an attempt to be cool to your colorblind readers.
PS: you guys need a layout artist? I’m looking for work in that. I have an iMac at home running Adobe Creative Suite 4 โฆ I wouldn’t even have to come in to the place!
PPS: I know you already have a graphic designer.
PPPS: But if that dude/chick gets tired of it โฆ seriously โฆ I’m available. How hardcore am I? I used the Opt-; for those two ellipses there.