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Per Sarah’s request for our weekend Halloween costumes, here’s me as Hall & Oates. (I’m sorry I actually had to add a link there, but some kids today have no respect for musical history. Again, I’m looking at Sarah Mirk.)
And why yes, Daryl Hall and I do buy our eye bags at the same store. Fuck you very much.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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WSH just made my (wet) dream come true. Wait, what?
Your private eye
Is watching me
And it’s freaking me the fuck out.
Ban the bags!
WAIT, SO YOU’RE THE DUDE FROM HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY? THE PRESIDENT DUDE… WHAT WAS HIS NAME? ZAPPITY BEATBOXER?
As much as I adore H & O, I’m sorry to say I can’t go for this (Nooo can dooo!)
MANEATER
@GRAHAM
SOMEBODY CALLED ME “ZAPPITY BEATBOXER” OR WHATEVER YESTERDAY, AND I ALMOST BRAINED THEM WITH MY WICKED SWEET AXE!
Last year or the year before my friend went as just Oats.
With only slight modifications you can be Ray Milland and Rosey Grier next year!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQf50m5Jvw