I totally wanted to construct a big Blogtown betting pool on who would win in a snail vs. earthworm scenario… but this video clearly shows an earthworm getting both his asses handed to him by a completely ferocious snail in a fairly horrifying way. Hey Nature! You should totally direct the next Saw movie!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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