You know what? I don’t understand why people do ANYTHING. And I especially don’t understand why three idiots climbed to the tippity top of the tallest skyscraper in the world, videotaped themselves and posted it to YouTube so the poop that was in my colon would squirt into my underpants. And i especially, ESPECIALLY don’t understand why one of these goddamn fucking morons ISN’T EVEN HOLDING ON. Hold on, you goddamn fucking moron!! (Oh, sweet Christ… I feel faint.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Great new Islamic Extremist prank: charge some Americans 50 dirhams each, let them climb out onto the peak of the Burj Khalifa, then LOCK THEM OUT THERE!
This makes my butt hole hurt.