You like being trapped in very small spaces that slowly fill up with water, right? Then check out this video of British spelunkers getting caught in “the tube” inside Lost John’s Cave in Lancashire, England as water starts to rise around them. (You will start to experience panic around the 20 second mark… but hold on! Because things get WORSE.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

What an inept gollum. Isn’t that guy not supposed to be afraid of caves?