Look, Japan! This “robot” thing you keep trying to do is not working out. Every time you try to make your robots more realistic, I lose countless hours of sleep thanks to night terrors. I’m kinda starting to think THAT’S YOUR INTENTION, ya know?? As they say on Full House, “CUT… IT… OUT!!”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Tonight’s Nightmare Today!”

  1. WSH: Relax. Soon they’ll overcome the problem of the uncanny valley, and then it’s just a matter of time before we all get sexbots. It’ll be totally worth it.

  2. I’m in general agreement with you, Humphrey, but as soon as they’re as hot as Sean Young in BLADE RUNNER, we’ll all line up to surrender. Then we’ll be the ones doing the bowing…

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