HEY BLOGTOWNIES!
As you know, there are always a lazy few who wait until the last minute to think up a Halloween costume. These procrastinators eventually and invariably come up with a half-ass outfit that has the potential of ruining a perfectly good Halloween party. BUT THIS YEAR, IT’S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
Because this year, I would like the commenters of Blogtown to come up with a definitive list of costumes NOT to wear on Halloween! I’ll get it started:
NOTHING DENOTED AS “SEXY”:
Okay, your turn! WHAT ARE THE WORST COSTUME IDEAS THAT YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN? C’mon! Halloween desperately needs your help!
any goddamn female republican politician
any goddamn politician, period
Damn, and I was going to go as Carly Fiorina.
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE SEXY CLOWN COSTUMES.
THAT PHOTO UP THERE HAS GIVEN ME AN ERECTION!!!
Anything worn by an annoying person is an annoying costume.
(I am the Grinch who steals most holidays.)
I’m with Graham on this one. After a few shots of Absolut 100 I’d hit that clown like an egg and marinara tornado.
Masturbating Christine O’Donnell.
Is that last one Henriksen? *shudder*
Also, sexy Nazi NEVER works.
One thing worries me about that clown, though. She appears, for some unspecified reason, to be holding a hefty chunk of bacalao (dried salt cod). If there’s anything that might throw me off my stride, it’s being hit upside the head with bacalao while I’m making my play.