According to the weather elves who know, the shitty days of cold rain will be a thing of the past—starting next week! So it’s the perfect weekend to devise your master plan for what you’re going to do for HUMP! 2012!

The northwest’s premiere (okay, only) amateur porn contest, HUMP! gives you a chance to make a filthy ‘n’ fun five minute dirty movie, and compete for HUGE amounts of money! The best entries will be chosen by a jury of your horny peers, and the top picks will be screened all together at Cinema 21 this October.

BUT DON’T WORRY! Your sexy entry will be kept under lock and key, and then destroyed after the last HUMP! screening. We want you to be a porn star for a weekend… not a lifetime.

Oh, and about those prizes…

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WOW! What are you waiting for? You’re young, hot and hor-nay, so grab a camera, jot down a ridiculous plot, and get to HUMPin’! All the details, rules, and entry forms you could ever need are right here.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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