As I clearly warned you a number or times, HUMP! sold the fuck out. Which obviously prompted the following real Craigslist posting…

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While HUMP! tickets are clearly worth at least one blowjob, you don’t have to go down on someone just yet for tickets, because WE’VE JUST ADDED ANOTHER HUMP! 2012 SCREENING!

Due to overwhelming response, we now have a Friday 4:30 screening of HUMP! and tickets are on sale now! And you can bet your BJ that this one will sell out too—SO GET THOSE TICKETS QUICK!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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