For those who attended last year’s HUMP! (the Northwest’s premiere homemade porn fest), you’ll surely remember the ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS animated centaur dirty movie, Mythical Proportions about ladies who want to get it on with a half-man, half-horse. Well, guess what? It’s uploaded on YouTube now which means you can watch it again, now, at work! That is unless your boss has something against claymation centaur sex? (Okay, fine, I’ll say the bolded letters: NSFW!)

OH! And speaking of HUMP!, we’re almost ready to reveal the rules, regulations and entry information for this year’s competition! If you love making hot/artistic/funny/filthy amateur porn (and I’m looking at you, Portland!) AND love winning thousands of dollars? Stay tuned to the Mercury for all the deets!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Good Morning, Centaur Sex!”

  1. Dear Steve,

    Please use your powers to make “Teenage Dream” appear on YouTube instead. And maybe the crazy dom/sub one. And maybe the weird silhouetted stained glass window animated one – that was cool.

    But not “Knife”. Never “Knife”.

    Thank you kindly,
    Melogna

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