Due to insane demand, we decided to add a brand new Friday, 4:30 screening to the sold out HUMP! amateur porn film fest, as well as 25 seats each for every one of the Sunday shows. But I bet you dollars to doughnuts (what does that even mean?) that those are gonna sell out too. Sooooo…

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE! Get your tickets for the Friday 4:30 screening (tomorrow) of HUMP, and limited Sunday screening seats here! (Your nethers will be glad you did.)

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)