You are correct! I AM giving away a pair of tickets every day this week to HUMP! 2013… WHY?? Because HUMP is a goddamn hoot of a good time, and I want as many people as possible to check out this hilariously fun home-grown dirty movie festival. So either GET YOUR TICKETS HERE, or roll the dice and try to score a free pair of tickets to the 3:30 show on Saturday, Nov 16 by emailing me here by noon tomorrow (Wednesday). And don’t forget to put “Doin’ the Humpy-Hump” in the subject line (because I think it’s funny).

GOOD LUCK!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)