We’re less than a week away from the sexiest/funnest event of the year, HUMP! 2014! Woot, woot, woot! Be sure to read this week’s Mercury feature which describes the hilariously dirty movies you’ll see at this year’s festival, and to celebrate we’re giving away TWO TICKETS to next Wednesday’s, Nov 12 debut screening of HUMP at 8:30 pm!

BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO SEE HUMP!, AND SAY HI TO DAN SAVAGE WHO WILL BE HOSTING THE FESTIVITIES IN PERSON!

(Not feeling lucky, then GET LUCKY by buying your tickets here and now!)

Enter to win two tickets below (contest ends tomorrow at noon), and remember: Tweet it out or Facebook it and you’ll get extra entries and more chances to win! HUMP ON HUMP DAY, Y’ALL!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)