I am tired of you cone lickers out there who come into my ice cream shop, taste a lot of flavors, get your scoop, and refuse to tip. You probably have no fucking clue how hard we actually work and how much our wrists hurt just to scoop up your precious fucking chocolate waffle cone. You tip your bartenders, right? Well we do just as much as they do except we get you wasted on sugar. Don’t come in and demand to try everything and leave my tip jar unloved. It’s mostly the people who CAN afford to tip who are the ones who dont. Take your cheap ass out of my shop until you can summon up some gratitude to us for breaking our wrists so you can have your miserable date night. Fucking cone lickers. And an extra precious FUCK YOU to the guy who put $20 in my tip jar just to take it out when his friends weren’t looking. May all of your ice cream going forward taste like a yeast infection with dog shit toppings.

5 replies on “Cheap Ass Cone Lickers”

  1. Pretty sure that’s what your paycheck is for and I’ve scooped ice cream as a job in my life. You get paid to scoop ice cream. Demanding that you get tipped for doing your job is ridiculous.

  3. Nah. I agree with OP. Portland service industry folks bust their butts for us on the reg. It doesn’t have anything to do with lack of motivation to want to work in an ice cream store. Thats just shaming OP for choosing this profession. Hell, I’m a bartender and choose to be because I love it and I love the tips, not because I am not self aware. Do you have to tip? No. Shoukd you? Yes. Throwing some change at the scoopers is the same as your barista, bartender, waiter, hairdresser, etc. Don’t be cheap. But OP, dont expect it from every oerson. Some are cool, some are not.

  4. Whoa whoa whoa…are we all just looking past the last few sentences here? Some guy put a 20 spot in your tip jar in front if his friends and then removed it when they werent looking? What kind of messed up shit is that? Trashy douchebro who likes to pretend he’s wealthy and a swell kind of guy for helping the service folk. If anyone needs to get defeated here, it’s that guy.

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