I can't stand strands of hair that stick out; I hate it. I have a pair of retractable scissors that I keep in my pocket, and whenever I see a hair sticking out, I'll pull out the scissors and snip it off. It's become a sort of an obsession.

The problem is, I can see my reflection in my computer screen at work. I've tried to snip the hair looking into my computer screen reflection, but it's too distorted. So, I'm forced to sneak off to the bathroom to put an end to the unsightly strand. Although it is satisfying to clip that fucking hair, I think my coworkers think I'm on drugs.

It's gotten a bit out of hand; I'm heading to the bathroom now every 20-30 minutes and I'm only in there for a few minutes. They probably think I'm a coke-head or something.

We had a staff meeting the other day and I had to excuse myself two times because I saw stray strands in the reflection of my phone screen. I tried to resist, but my heart started to palpitate and I began to sweat. On cue, when I got up from my chair, all eyes focused on me... "There goes the druggie again, time for another hit." I know that's what they were thinking.

I have to go now because, you guessed it: I can see a few strands sticking out and they must be addressed.