Haw! You dipped out to warm up your car and your Bluetooth must have connected because you went back inside your house and proceeded to view porn as your car stereo was on full blast. This went on for almost a minute before you realized it. Now in the neighborhood we all know about the wanker on the go! Hey pervo, here’s a tip; disconnect phone before you connect hand to pecker.
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