Here comes summer and with that; a whole bunch of you stanky fuckers! Your putrid body odor is disgusting. No one want to smell your ass, garlic and booze. I was at least 10 feet away today and I about barfed (a more pleasant odor in this circumstance).
Can we can have a speed-stick fund drive sponsored by the merc, xray fm and some cbd company to help hipsters hygiene? I’d kick down a tenner to get this ball rolling. Pew!