Here comes summer and with that; a whole bunch of you stanky fuckers! Your putrid body odor is disgusting. No one want to smell your ass, garlic and booze. I was at least 10 feet away today and I about barfed (a more pleasant odor in this circumstance).
Can we can have a speed-stick fund drive sponsored by the merc, xray fm and some cbd company to help hipsters hygiene? I’d kick down a tenner to get this ball rolling. Pew!

One reply on “Deod-O-Rant!”

  1. I get it, people stink…summers ain’t pretty. I agree. Just riding the max or busses around Portland with the unwashed is awful.

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