Just stop calling grocery stores to find out if we have lightly salted tortilla chips, medium sized capers, tellecherry black peppercorns, marzipan etc.
YOU are thwarting our efforts to rebuild on a daily basis as we must answer these calls and go look for your non essential items in a PC fashion.
Just limit your shopping to once every two weeks, buy essentials and stop. Fucking. Calling.
Thanks
Here’s a thought: say NO every time. The only question anyone should be asking/answering is is there any toilet paper. I mean, toilet paper is MADE here in the PNW. Why is there STILL NO TOILET PAPER ANYWHERE???