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by Anonymous • Jan 23, 2021 at 8:31 am

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In the spirit of ACTUALLY keeping it real, fair, and balanced I will be donating a dollar to the National Republican Committee every time The Merc publishes the word chud. Two dollars for glamourizing antifa street violence.

[So what would that be... like 20 bucks? The GOP chuds are gonna need more than that. Also, chud, chud, and chud.—eds.]

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