I am Pan. And I'm a lawyer. Your freaking exhaust tip amplifiers are driving me and everyone else nutz. WHAM! Really, I mean fuck. They're nothing but incredibly disturbing and add anxiety and tension into an air that already has too much of both. What do you get out of it? I don't get it. They don't make you look cool (the opposite in fact). I wouldn't even care if it didn't cause harm. But it does. They won't be legal forever. This I can assure you. I mean really. I'm devoting my life to this. Don't mess with me. I'm a lawyer.
I am Pan
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