Go fuck yourself. I hate people that say "umm". Seriously, get help. And also, why the fuck would anyone hire a dumbfuck that says "umm"? You, sir, are the Dumbfuck, for perpetuating stupidity and mediocrity, if you can even call "umm" that. Fuck you people.
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