To the used condom who stole that dog stroller off our porch: That stroller wasn’t our delusional attempt to turn our dog into a dolly or a baby. No, what you stole was a wheelchair for an old dog whose painful arthritis and inflamed spinal discs often cripple him so much that he can’t even mount the two steps up to our porch (did you notice the ramp?). That dog wheelchair allows us to walk him as far as he can go and then, when he starts to go lame we can wheel him the rest of the way. He likes it, we like it. That dog wheelchair cost us 200 bucks. After all his vet, prescription, and MRI bills, we can’t afford another one for a very long time. I know you don’t care. You either think it’s funny or only see it in terms of how stealing it benefits you. That’s not the point. I doubt if you think much about anything. The point is that you stole a crippled dog’s wheelchair. I have no doubt you would do the same with a child’s wheelchair if you had half a chance. That is pretty fucking low.—Anonymous

6 replies on “Lamer Than the Dog”

  1. If your beloved dog is in so much pain he can’t get around without wheels, mabey he’s not having such a great time anyway. Are you keeping him around for his sake or yours? And yes, if I get so old I can’t get to the bathroom on my own I think it’s time to throw in the towel.

  2. My cat was dying of cancer and no fucking strollers, no prescriptions, MRI’s or anything else was going to cure him or make him feel any better, execpt finally saying goodbye to the best friend I ever had. There is a time to let go and that’s your desision, but what kind of life is he leading if he is in so much pain can’t even walk? I’m glad you have the money for that twee stroller, but I thought my cat had more dignity then to be carted around in a stroller.

  3. Dude seriously, who steals a doggy wheel-chair? It’s lame, everyone knows it, and there’s no reason to kill anything (let alone your beloved pet) if they can still maintain quality of life. I hope when Sunny Dai and Tizzy get old their kids are kinder about invalids than they are.

    My condolences to the writer of this I Anonymous.

  4. By kinder I hope you mean death with dignity? I’d rather my children accept the fact that I would rather die peacebly if I could’nt live without being attached to various machines that eat/breath/digest/shit for me. However, I should mention that if my kids did decide to keep me going that the outrageous cost of hospital/hospice care that they will inevitably will have to pay via taxes (or more likely straight out of their pockets) would give them them a greater understanding to my wishes.

    BTW, my cat had cancer in his mouth. He could’nt eat anything beyond baby food and was wasting away for it. And yes he was in tremendous pain. But hey, maybe if I got him a stroller he would have been better.

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