It’s an anonymous rant. Of course it is slightly stupid, pointless, and the person ranting sounds like an asshole. That’s why it’s anonymous. You don’t need to leave a comment that says “don’t be so touchy” or “you sound like a jackass” or whatever. We know. That’s why it’s anonymous. Now go back to arguing with republicans on the foxnews blog while I rant about my roommate eating my peanut butter. Jerks

12 replies on “Hey, I Anonymous Commentors”

  1. Dude, you sound like an asshole. Shut up already. Don’t you have better things to do, other than bitch and whine? MOVE BACK TO BEAVERTON!

  2. It’s not anonymous so that it can be stupid and pointless. If people are going to rant, make it a good rant. Believe it or not, there is such a thing as a lame I,Anon. “I saw someone riding a bike with no hands; they sure must think they’re awesome.” “Here’s some slightly annoying thing that happened in traffic but no real harm came of it.”

  3. This is a weak I, Anon. The proposed I, Anon about the roomate pilfering the food won’t be any good either unless you somehow work in a bit about dipping your balls (if applicable) in the peanut butter.

  4. I thought the whole point of this blog was to offer unsolicited opinions and make stupid comments in questionable taste.

  5. @Never Alone – Actually, isn’t that the whole point of the Mercury in total? Half the reason I read this stupid paper is so I can feel better than others (usually it’s Smirk, but since she’s been on vacation, mostly you guys).

  6. Shut up. “He’s” right, & i hate all of you. i used to read I, Anon in the print. i looked forward to it every week. A bit of snarky vitriol to flavor my day. But you all have really made me question the city that i live in & love. Who the fuck are you nasty, judgmental creatures? Take a look at all of the comments going back. It’s sad to me that such selfish, cruel people like this live here. So, i am converting to Xtianity, now. Thanks. Your judgement, hypocrisy & selfishness has led me to the light. Assholes. ( However, Wamosa is a genius! )

  7. @11:
    We’re trolls. Snarky sniping calculated to bait somebody into a fit of moral outrage is what we do.
    Everybody needs a hobby, right?

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