Anonymous Jul 13, 2014 at 5:30 pm

Private Property

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No, it's not Disney Land, it's Port Landia. Put a sign next to your funky mailbox, "Put a Buck in it!" with a cutesy drawing of a bird with a dollar in its bill. (Either that or get a pit bull.)
Todd Mecklem on July 13, 2014 at 6:08 PM Report this
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I'm ready for summer to be over. Please start raining again so they go away!?
landocal on July 13, 2014 at 7:09 PM Report this
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If you can't tell someome trespassing on your property to get the fuck out, I don't have any advice for you.
shark attack mountain on July 13, 2014 at 7:18 PM Report this
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Time to build a moat.
Chunty McHutchence on July 13, 2014 at 11:46 PM Report this
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^
Building moats would be the next Portlandia thing to do.
shark attack mountain on July 14, 2014 at 8:19 AM Report this
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Only in Portland would someone allow a trespasser on their porch, only to scurry inside and post an I,Anon rant.

Wuss!!!
RickStevens on July 14, 2014 at 8:38 AM Report this
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Well, it might not be quite as easy as the others are claiming. Californians are tenacious. Bring a crowbar, as you might need to pry him off the bannister.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on July 14, 2014 at 9:26 AM Report this
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I advocate a program of aerial spraying.

For Greshamites, too.
Satorical on July 14, 2014 at 11:20 AM Report this
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Holy shit! Grow a pair and tell the moron to get off your porch.
tdown on July 14, 2014 at 11:58 AM Report this
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I AM WITH YOU ANON. Except I tell them to fuck off.
tcraighenry on July 14, 2014 at 12:40 PM Report this

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