We all hate hearing the word ‘hipster’ yes, ok, point taken. But seriously hipsters, what’s with all the fascist haircuts, Gestapo mustaches, and Heinrich Himmler glasses? I understood the throwback to the 1950’s with the rockabilly greasers and the preppy Leave it to Beaver sweaters. But now Portland’s become overwhelmed with a bunch of assholes that look like they are gearing up to invade Poland. Not impressed.
Hipstler Youth
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Fascist haircuts? that’s fascist, you know. You’re just one of those medium looking people that wants everyone to look and be as fucking boring and homogenized, dare I say androgenized, as you are. The “hitler” is the most virile mustache a man, or women, can have.
Hipster see, hipster hair do.
If you have a Hitler mustache, you’re an asshole.
Relatedly: You don’t get to decide if you’re an asshole or not; others decide.
Pablo Picasso, for instance, was never called an asshole.
Swing Heil!
A Google image search of the term “fascist haircut” yielded a pic of Kid from Kid ‘n Play amongst others. And was Heinrich Himmler the only person to have ever worn that style of eyeglasses before “hipsters” resurrected them? Who died and appointed you Grand Wizard of the Grooming Police? Do you wear your Eyewear Monitor sash (proudly) whilst you judge others? Or are you simply a stylaphobe? How do their looks affect you beyond your contrived disdain? Scheisse… schwachkopf
Touchy touchy commenters! I liked the “Invade Poland” crack. Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it. Look at France and the Jews for Chrissake. I’m just glad I haven’t seen anyone with one of those Red Star Mao bags lately. That is pretty sick making. Nothing like glorifying a dictator who killed zillions of his OWN people on purpose.
It was really fucked up when the Nazis made the Jews wait 10+ minutes for a drink at a bar.
Yes, the nazis were the worst kind of assholes. But from a fashion perspective, they were pretty hip.
Sorry, I meant to say “That’s fascist, you know.” And also, “The “hitler” is the most virile mustache a man, or woman, can have.” Notice how I don’t capitalize hitler? I believe that is your problem to deal with. Normally I don’t like to write “woman” instead using “women”, but the Merc likers are very particular so I am willing to accommodate. In fact I may go back to capitalizing hitler, but I am just not ready for that yet. Maybe a few more months of I,A therapy will set me straight.
When is hunting season for them? They’re a menace. They’ve got no scalp or balls. What are you supposed to bring in for the bounty? The whole stinking carcass? Egghh.