This might have been dubiously written by a bearded guy who wants to "trim" the herd down so he stands out more. Hipster women on okcupid are still raving about how they love beards.
ugh, could you imagine how great the ugly factor would be in this town if all these trollish manbabies shaved their makeup off? trust me, you WANT the beards, you NEED the beards!!! A man without a beard is like a woman without make-up, you see all his acne scares and blotchy skin tone. Keep the beards me, don't make us like you for who you are, keep as liking you for the fantasy we all wish we could be part of.
Don't worry, by next year we will have reach "Peak Beard" in Portland and the reactionary trendsetters will start shaving them off until being clean shaven becomes cool again...
Not cool. Asking a dude to shave his beard is exactly like asking a woman to shave her legs or armpits.
Oh wait, did I say "meetings"? I meant "circle jerks."
In general, it's best not to tell men or women what to do in regards to how they look. Next topic please.
Stop dressing like you just came into town from a refugee camp.