Anonymous May 12, 2015 at 8:55 am

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I have no desire to be rich and famous. But rich and anonymous? Yeah, you betcha!
2
The Grail Knight was in Last Crusade, not Temple of Doom, ya big dummy!
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Also, nice IAnon, Jonathan Taylor Thomas...but no one ever considered you the next DiCaprio.
4
Dude, you totally fucked up that IJ reference
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Having a few roles in sitcoms and appearing in one commercial does not equate to "extremely talented". Just ask the GEICO caveman.
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"in certain circles" = "my mom and Aunt Jenny"
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Call me crazy, but I think I,Anon is actually Danny Pintauro from Who's The Boss.
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REALLY, I HAD NO DESIRE AT ALL TO BE THE FOUNDER OF THE PUSSY POSSE
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"Those grapes were sour anyway."
10
So poetic, a shame you didn't end it with "And that has made all the difference."
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Yeah, I totally "chose" not to be the next Marilyn Monroe. Being an untalented, gangley brunette might have helped a little, but mostly it was my choice. And hey, I'm still alive so clearly I chose right.
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This totally happened to me too. I was on the verge of becoming a multi-platinum rap artist until I too realized that I had a lack of talent.

10 bucks says that the ginger kid with a mullet from Salute Your Shorts wrote this.
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...But, beware, the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundary, and the price, of immortality." You passed the boundary, didn'tcha?
14
Rambling Rod, is that you?
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You've GOT to be effin kidding me...
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However the "I'm the king of the world" scene still gives you goosebumps I bet.
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So now you can get old and bloated all alone.
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Wait, no, it's Jonathon Jackson. Ha! got it. I guess General Hospital was a sitcom.
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Dicaprio is a lower ranking first string player. He can act well enough, but he's not all that. I can't buy him at all trying to be the macho leading man. Inception was his best film, and the right choice of role for him. I also liked him in an earlier work, with Tilda Swinton, The Beach. So, do you at least still get free pizza?
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Good thing you kept that ego in check.
21
Tilda Swinton was chilling in Vanilla Sky.
22
Hey, aren't you the guy who bags my groceries?

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