Anonymous Aug 26, 2015 at 1:48 pm

Sure Fire

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1
Just give in to your deepest urges and smooch them already!!
Handsome McHaberdasher on August 26, 2015 at 2:51 PM Report this
2
Is there a phobia for grooming?
Demondog on August 26, 2015 at 3:48 PM Report this
3
Yet again, stalker
Jimmy Carter on August 26, 2015 at 4:55 PM Report this
5
Fucking!
Charles Horse on August 26, 2015 at 10:18 PM Report this
6
Seems a bit melodramatic but go ahead and kill yourself if you must...
JRRTrollkien on August 26, 2015 at 11:28 PM Report this
7
Wow. At least he makes an effort to groom out the food crumbs.

+1 for being clean and well groomed.
WarWar on August 27, 2015 at 10:04 AM Report this
8
Call me crazy but I'm thinking this relationship is going nowhere!!
guidoman on August 28, 2015 at 9:29 AM Report this
9
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about incessant masturbation?
Aurelius141 on August 28, 2015 at 11:27 AM Report this
10
What a fucking joke...
Farbeyond on August 28, 2015 at 11:20 PM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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