Wow, the awfulness just oozes right off the screen. Nobody slams Ms. Frizzle like that and gets away with it. The bus is about to shrink you down to the size of that 20-pound child so your nose is forever at the same height of every unwashed private part in the land.

Wow, another Portlander with absolutely no spatial awareness. Last I checked, a Radio Flyer is certainly no wider than an actual grocery cart.

Narc them out next time. There's gotta be insurance reasons behind this.

You're generally not allowed to take the shopping cart back home with you.

You can be sure Wagon Lady is taking snapshots of every buckled sidewalk slab between Green Zebra and her restored craftsman. As soon as the kid's in bed she'll crack a bottle of Oregon Pinot, grab the ol' MacBook Air and bash out a dozen complaints to the city tip line.

Looks like Chunty is working on a hipster/Portland themed MadLibs game.