I’ve been looking at his face for the past 18 1/2 years and I just don’t get it. He doesn’t look that good, and the good that he does look seems fabricated to a certain degree. As I was brushing my teeth tonight, I thought to myself, “I don’t look half bad for a 44 year old, but I’m no George Clooney.” As I stroked and stroked my teeth, back and forth, back and forth, I suddenly realized that I was a George Clooney, except for the millions of dollars. Oh boy, would I love to be a fly on the wall in the bedroom of George Clooney when he wakes up in the morning. Eyes all puffy from the night before, face all tight and contorted from a lack of daytime enzymes. I would tap the shoulder of my fly on the wall friend and say, “See? I told you it was all a sham. Yes, OK, he looks good, but he doesn’t look George Clooney good… even though he is George Clooney… I mean, you get what I’m trying to say here, right?” My fly on the wall friend would buzz away, but you all get my point right? I’m not conceited or anything, I just look better than George Clooney in the morning.
You Don’t Look That Good, George Clooney
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“I’ve been looking at his face for the past 18 1/2 years”
You should probably, like, take a break… read a book or something.
I bet your fly on the wall friend wants to blow him too.
Just say it….you stroked more then that toothbrush back an forth.
What catty b.s. this anonymous writer say’s. The writer pound’s jealous. George Clooney is great..
What bs. This anonymous writer sound’s jealous.