You ride the 14 or 10 bus line. I see you all the time. You are the bomb. You da bomb cause you just dont care. That makes me like you more. I dunno why you paint your face white or what it is, paint or what. But I love all the different kinds of flowers in your greasy ass white hair. I love all the cool ass patterned muumuus you wear all the time. You even started rocking sunglasses this past summer. You certainly are not with the trends. You arent with the in crowd. But you rock for just being yourself and not a lookalike copycat. You wave your hands in the air, cause you just dont care. I need to tell you this some time. Youre a true original. Cause you dont have to try to hard. You keep to yourself and bother nobody. No one judges you because you arent judging anyone.
White Face Cart Lady
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I heard she’s been discovered and will be featured as a “quirky, eccentric Portland original” in our 2016 tourism / moving-here brochure
“No one judges you because you aren’t judging anyone?” W…T…F?
IA, your writing reminds me of Steve Martin “white dancing” in The Jerk.
Hipster bud commercial?