when one Gambles
on the Competence of
one's Fellow Motorists one
may get pretty Suprised by the
Stupidity of the 'average' American

and to take Away
OUR Safety Zones as
your own Personal rageway
is to make Life too fucking Cheap.

drive/ride Stupidly
lose your License
it Ain't a 'Right.'

Trust me, everyone of those pricks is going to win a Darwin Award. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But at some point their brains will be spattered all over the highway. I see em bobbing and weaving up and down I5 when Im in my truck. One flinch on my part and that mother is dead. And if you drive like that, I wont loose any sleep.

I ride a motorcycle. Please look out for us. Most of us are responsible family men/women who just want to make it home.

I've heard that in the years before motorcycle helmets were mandated, doctors used to refer to motorcycles as "donorcycles."

some bikers and it's Legal*
ride with their High Beam a' blazin'
but when there's damn little Illumination it's
nearly Impossible to see much Else thru the Glare

consider your Background
si vous plez mr (and mrs!) Biker
the Obstacle we must Swerve Around
may be Invisible if we're Blinded til your last

Moment.

*here in WA
or Was

"that
should be
'flouting,' not 'flaunting.'"

there
fixed your
"fix" for ya.

Responsible family riders just want to make it home.
Rules for defensive driving need to get worked out.
My #1 rule is the safe speed through a busy intersection:
FIVE mph less than the posted speed limit.
Motorbiking just isn't safe in traffic. Avoid traffic.
The Rose Quarter I-5 project as proposed
will kill passengers, pedestrians, bikers.
Particularly bad engineering. Unacceptable.

"My #1 rule
is the safe speed
through a busy intersection:

FIVE mph less than the posted speed limit."

so Art if traffic's Flowing
at 38 mph in a 35mph Zone
you Slow Down to 30 thru the Intersection?

have you noticed
in your Rear View Mirror
pile-ups of those hoping to
get home whilst they're still Young?

ontheotherhand
YES! -- keep your Eyes Peeled
for red-light runners peds on I-phones
dogs kids unregulated ungulates and lg flightless Birds

cuz
ya Never know.

Yep. Even where traffic is moving 5 miles over the speed limit, I will slow down 5mph under the speed limit to get through a busy intersection where idiot motorists could run me over. Your poetry is crap, Kristo. Crap.

'poetry'?
Small wonder
you think it sucks:

you're
Vertically
Challenged.

and I admire
your drunken post-
ings as well good sir

but thankful I
Am to Not be
Following
you.

oh & not to be too Critical
but speaking to Art
the art Critic:

if my 'poetry' is 1/2 as Painfull
to you as your command of this
language is to me then there IS a

Just
gawd.

no not 'command'
tis your Delivery
that's lacking
so Sorely.

surely
you can
do Better?

"that
should be
'flouting,' not 'flaunting.'"

there
fixed your
"fix" for ya.

Hey, kristofartian—not if the LW was writing in UK English, where punctuation goes outside the quotes. Plus, you missed correcting the uncapitalized start to the sentence.

yeah well have
we Moved to
the United K?

oh and not
Everyone's
a Capital-
ist pig.