Agreed! DON'T come to our beach and try to shame us, ya haters! piss off to Cabo or to the Willamette but take your trash (and yer garbage) with yas...

I find it so weird when people wear swimsuits in nude spaces, especially people who show up to the beach (referencing my trip to Collins yesterday in particular) fully clothed like they were about to enter a convenience store. It's usually only one or two randos amongst the majority who go fully nude, but still like seriously wtf, what are you doing here? You came just to stand there and stare at people? Sweeeet

Swimsuits in saunas are equally strange to me. I grew up with a European parent who strongly encouraged the use of saunas to help detox the skin, the thought of wearing a bathing suit was a ludicrous idea to them, and to most people where they're from.

Next time, walk right up, introduce Mr. Johnson and ask to borrow some sun block.