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Well, shucks (spit), back in my day we used to just make our own gum by chewing on wheat berries!
After some chomp'n it'll have the same texture, but it kinda tastes like recession...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Aj5rLQE1Y
omg
what
Utter
Claptrappy
Nonsense! one
can merely simply
bear Straight to thee
Nearest Public Table* (or
Gumwall!) and choose from
Myriad colorours flavours and
the odd germ-ridden pre-Chewed
Delicacy
stuck there
like freakin' Magic
Enjoy!
oh and
see your
Doktor, asap.
*underNeath!
that stuff on Top?
who tf Knows where
the fuck It's Been. good luck!