Its been years in the making, but I finally made it to BurningMan.. question: What’s with this post burn depression? Poeple who’ve gone for years are somehow unable to handle their lives upon returning. People keep asking me “how’s re-entry” …. to what? This “default world”? Seriously kids, get a grip. Why lock up all your creativity and generosity into one week of desert mayhem? Why not take too many drugs and have a little fun or hand out random bits of crap to strangers in your everyday life rather than storing up all your tensions to be released at some fantasy camp where you just ruin it for others with your assface behavior. Every day is a chance to burn, fool.
P.S. Burning Man sucks anyhow.. you should probably stop going.
Dear Sad Burners
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Look, a Burning Troll.
It’s official, burning man is done
Chewing tobacco + Pop Rocks. It’s like a Burning Man in your mouth.
I’ll pee on your stuff if it helps.
Not everyone gets to just sit around all day, smoking out, listening to Janis, and Spamming the Merc.
Hahaha “Post-Burning Man Depression”? “Re-entry”?
More like if you shovel massive amounts of random illicit substance into your mouth for a week straight in a tent in the middle of the desert you’re going to feel like shit when you finally come down.
So sorry the real world isn’t drug fueled orgies, Jerry-rigged pyrotechnics, and stupid looking costumes every day.
^ and shirtcocks. Don’t forget the shirtcocks.
So many shirt cocks, and short balling.
^^^^ I think I know one guy who “just sits around all day, smoking out, listening to Janis, and Spamming the Merc.