[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds]
To the guy at the Delta Park DMV taking the license photos — you, my guy, are a brilliant genius and a sly flirt. I see how you get people laughing and smiling right before the picture. Somehow you turned the DMV into the spot to be. Keep doing your thing, because that energy definitely doesn’t go unnoticed.—Anonymous