So you came out to Portland because you heard it was magical. Well guess, what: it’s not anymore. Let’s just be honest and call it California because the gold rush is over. I remember when it wasn’t snotty and insecure. I remember when it wasn’t an impersonation of itself. It reminds me of adolescence, when something was cool before it got trendy, but it lost all meaning when everyone latched on. If you live in a condo FUCK YOU. And if you moved here this year GO AWAY, PLEASE. Make your own magical city and stop overcrowding and poisoning ours with your bandwagon response to what is now an endangered species.
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Well nothing says adolescent like the sentence “If you live in a condo FUCK YOU.”
Condos BAD!
Clown houses GOOD!
(REPEAT 50 TIMES)
Says the d bag who likely moved here the year before last. Keep your xenophobic crap to yourself. They took r jaaaaabs!
I’m a Division Street Refugee, please help me.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING BORING! Haven’t you read the prior 1,456 versions of this same stupid whine?
ProTip: As portrayed in South Park, it’s pronounced “jerbs,” not “jaaaaabs.”
Good point SuperTrooper. I (very proudly) admit that I am no Southpark pro, so thanks for the heards up.
^ Let me guess, you’re more of A Family Guy kinda guy, right?
Move out, your crying over a pile of shit that turned five years ago and it’s not coming back. Enjoy the new mall that used to be Portland. You can can buy all the momento’s showing how this town wasn’t once a douche magnet. You can dress up like the working class that used to live there. You all look like the new hot topic to me and I wouldn’t let you suck my balls.
^No takers, but good post. I love it when you guys go over the top.
Well, it is called ‘Wanktapotamus.’ But anyway, yeah, I’d like to say again -as a person who has lived here for some time- we aren’t all blind to the economic realities and so on that one might suspect we all are when reading these. okay. thank you. goodnight.
I’d much rather see YOU go away.
Oh boy, have I got a picture of Portland drinking water for you! Just tell me where to submit it. It’s nasty ass Columbia well water that they’re trying to pass off as Bull Run. Might as well be drinking out of the Tualitin or Willamette.