I had an idea we should fuck again. I was feeling lonely and missing a man that knows my body inside and out.Err, at least my fucking kinks. I was being a sentimental sap offering a mutually beneficial good ole fashioned fuck. I hemmed and hawed over the last week. Mentally it was justified. I even fantasied about fucking you again while fucking myself.
I now realize my mistake. I sit here weeping and listening to motherfucking Nick Cave drinking cider and feeling pathetic.
I have no designs on being back with you.
I need to get under someone else asap and come like a supervalcano. Rinse.Repeat,Repeat.Repeat.
BREAKUPS ARE FOR PUSSIES
The entire state of Arizona is waiting to make you come like a ‘supervalcano’. Go to them.
Listening to Nick
Cave drinking cider glug glug
glug he’s chuggin’ it
Next time leave us contact info….
Morrissey, is that you??
How can the rest of us figure out how to cum like a supervolcano?? Don’t just rant…fill us in!!
“Breakups are for pussies?” Sounds more like pussies are for pity sex.