Yes, I saW you throw your trash on the ground. I’m sure you thought some plebeian would pick it up. I was disgusted by your laziness and entitlement. BTW the trashy Stevie Nicks wannabe outfit is pretty tired. I started to yell at you to pick your crap up off the ground, but was shushed by the wife. I kept shit cool, but you are the cancer, you are the problem. Please move back to whatever part of California that you made into your personal litter-box. Sincerely, St. Johns. PS Please kill yourself.
Hipster/Yuppie Chick at St. John’s Bizarre
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They’re called yupsters. When they’re in sight there’s usually an elderly native American nearby with a tear rolling down his cheek.
^Iron eyes Cody is Italian bro. Look it up.
I love how everyone that’s hated on here is from California.
I know, like if everyone just threw their trash on the ground, this year’s street fair would be next year’s Superfund cleanup site. Napkins! Corn dog sticks! Compostable silverware! Move over Hanford, St. Johns has got you beat.
This one time at the Whole Foods wi-fi cafe I saw this adorable old man put an aluminum can in the compost bin, so naturally I shivved him. Earth justice!
Joke’s on you, turns out St. John is the patron saint of litterers.
you learn to not get too attached to stuff when you’ve been used and discarded a thousand times yourself
Grow a pair. “wifey held me back” Ha! This anti California crap is reaching epic proportions of douchery. It is becoming the go-to for every annoyed, jealous, etc. etc. loser in this town.
I wish Eazy-E were alive. If you said that anti cali shit to him he would go all 187um Killa on your ass, or beat you like that mangy mutt Snoop Dogg and that “She Thang” Dr. Dre deserved to be beaten back in ’93.
^ Eric “eazy-e” Wright was 5’5″ and about 140 pounds, so he’d probably need his posse. Bro.
I heard it was legal to litter in St Johns. What’s the biggie?
Farterie- his posse? All he would need is an open wound.
Iceprez, true that….๐ช
Stevie Nicks sings like a sheep.
CerealKiller, not wanting to wish death on people is anti-american. Go practice your non-wishing-death-on-people-Sharia Law-obamacare-liberalism somewhere un-american like Portland or California
Cunt drops trash, Cunt complains about cunt. There is no Good Guy in this article. BTW the generic California-shaming from the Northwest is pretty tired.
Hipsterism is a genetic disease. You can tell by asking their parents if they like their hipster children. If they respond with “Yeah before they got big and sold out” bingo, they’re a hipster.
Nothing passive-aggressive here at all. Nope.
In summary…
“I saw you litter, please kill yourself.”
I don’t think littering is punishable by death even under Sharia Law. Also, I can’t say I’ve ever heard any instances of ritualistic Japanese Seppuku attributed to littering.
Littering in the country is a sin. Littering in the city is creating jobs, good for the economy.